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I asked ChatGPT to Roast South Orange County Cities

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I asked ChatGPT to roast South Orange County cities… and let’s just say, it understood the assignment 😅

☕ Aliso Viejo

 The city that was built entirely on master plans and Cold Brew.

 

🐮 Laguna Hills

Where everyone says they’re “five minutes from the beach,” but you’ll hit three stoplights before you even reach the freeway.

 

💎 Laguna Niguel

The suburb that moisturizes, exfoliates, and drives a Range Rover.

 

🚴 Mission Viejo

You’ll spend half your life circling Lake Mission Viejo trying to find parking—because everyone else had the same idea.

 

🌄 Mission Viejo

Every street sounds like a skincare brand: Esencia, Rienda, Aubergine…

 

🏄 San Clemente

The city that swears it’s still a surf town—right until you see the price of an acai bowl.

 

🐴 San Juan Capistrano

Where horses get better real estate than most people, and there’s a wedding barn on every corner.

 

If you’re thinking about making a move to any of these cities, call or text me anytime: 949-613-5517

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